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Galloglass, 3

by Scarlett Thomas

Effie, Wolf, Raven, and Max are faced with their most challenging adventure yet in the third installment of the magical series that "Kirkus Reviews" calls "tailor-made for Harry Potter's fans."

FORMAT
Hardcover
LANGUAGE
English
CONDITION
Brand New


Publisher Description

Effie, Wolf, Raven, and Max are faced with their most challenging adventure yet in the third installment of the magical Worldquake series, which Kirkus Reviews calls "tailor-made for Harry Potter's fans." Effie Truelove and her school friends Lexy, Wolf, Maximilian, and Raven must put their magical skills to the test. The Diberi, a corrupt organization intent on destroying the world, has returned and has something sinister planned at Midwinter. But during a visit to the Otherworld, Effie is mistaken and imprisoned for being a galloglass--a dangerous, selfish islander. Meanwhile, Lexy is threatened by the vile professor Jupiter Peacock and Wolf embarks on a perilous journey to find his missing sister. And back at school, Neptune the cat is bored. He's used to lording over the other stray cats, but they've all mysteriously vanished. Where could they be--and how will he find them? Can Effie and her friends reunite before their universe ceases to exist?

Author Biography

Scarlett Thomas was born in London. She is the author of the Worldquake series, which includes Dragon's Green and The Chosen Ones. She is also the author of nine books for adults, including PopCo, The End of Mr. Y, which was longlisted for the Orange Broadband Prize for Fiction 2007, and Our Tragic Universe. She teaches creative writing at the University of Kent. Erwin Madrid is a children's book illustrator based in San Francisco, where he earned his BFA at the Academy of Art College. He has worked for PDI/Dreamworks Animation on films like Shrek 2 and the Madagascar sequels. He has also done concept art for the gaming industry for titles like Uncharted: Drake's Fortune. In his spare time, Erwin travels and goes plein air painting.

Excerpt from Book

Galloglass 1 THE ELDERLY HEADMASTER OF the Tusitala School for the Gifted, Troubled and Strange sighed and walked stiffly into the staff room. His own dark office, which he rarely left, smelled comfortingly of books, tapestries, good wine and cigars. The staff room, however, was a displeasing miasma of forgotten lunch boxes, cheap coffee, red ink, tragic perfume and all the unique aromas of the fugitive ex class pets. There was, by now, quite a large selection of small mammals and birds that had momentarily forgotten themselves and bitten children (although never that badly) or eaten their own young (although rarely in public) and had, therefore, officially left the school. "Hide the guinea pigs," hissed someone. "And cover Petrov." Mrs. Beathag Hide (owner of the tragic perfume) tossed a pantomime vampire''s cape over the cage containing the parrot that was supposed to have been removed after swearing at the school inspector. Dr. Cloudburst and Mr. Peters started putting the guinea pigs'' cages into the lost property cupboard. Luckily the elderly headmaster moved slowly enough that there was plenty of time to do this. The school cat, Neptune, uncurled from a hairy cushion and stalked off in the same direction, in the hope of finding himself shut in with the guinea pigs. He was quite deft at undoing their hutches. Mr. Peters shooed him out into the main corridor. At least Neptune no longer had to be hidden. His last misdemeanor had now been forgotten, and so he had recently begun to reappear in the school prospectus and annual newsletter. Parents liked cats. Today, though, the headmaster was uninterested in the pets and their ignoble pasts. "It is time," he said slowly, once he eventually arrived in the center of the room, "to finalize our plan for the Winter Fair." Everyone groaned. It wasn''t that people didn''t like the Old Town Winter Fair. They did. But things always went wrong during fairs, fetes and open days. It was far better, in all the teachers'' opinions, to keep things well-structured and predictable. Get the children in, lock the doors and try to teach them something--anything--before the end of the day. That, translated into Latin, was the school''s motto, pretty much. Or it would have been if anyone had ever thought to have a motto. "We do, presumably, have a plan?" said the headmaster. "We''re sending five children to the university," said Mrs. Beathag Hide. "Some first years expressed a desire to learn creative writing, and as you know, we have forged some links with the new writer in residence there. There will be workshops, I believe, for the lucky children." The way she said "lucky children" didn''t make them sound very lucky at all. Quite the opposite, in fact. The Old Town University traditionally held its open week during the Winter Fair. There were workshops for children, and public lectures for people who couldn''t afford to go to university and wanted to learn things for free. The beautiful old butterstone buildings were, for one week only, covered with colorful balloons. "Ah yes," said the headmaster. "A Terrence Dark-Heart, I believe?" He gave Mrs. Beathag Hide a searching look, or as much of one as he could manage at his age. "Terrence Deer-Hart," corrected Mrs. Beathag Hide. "Yes. A dreadful, sentimental children''s writer now apparently working on some dire epic for adults." "Remind me again why we are sending the children to him?" said the headmaster wearily. "The other lecturers in the department are rather interesting. Dora Wright is now there, of course. The new head of creative writing is Professor Gotthard Forestfloor. He''s the Scandinavian novelist we talked about last week, if you remember. There''s also Lady Tchainsaw, the Russian avant-garde poet. The visiting professor, Jupiter Peacock, is also a rather intriguing person. You may recall that he claims to carry around with him the spirit of the ancient writer Hieronymus Moon in a small ceramic bottle stoppered with a cork. The children are bound to learn something. And we''re only sending five of them. The others will be doing Winter Fair crafts with children from the Mrs. Joyful School." "What about Blessed Bartolo''s?" asked Dr. Cloudburst, peering at a test tube which had something dry and black stuck at the bottom of it. It looked a bit like tea that has been left in the staff room over a long weekend, but was probably more dangerous than that. "We won''t be sending any more children there, surely?" It seemed no one could remember what the arrangement was with the Blessed Bartolo School, or what had happened to the children who''d gone there last year. Had they ever come back? Perhaps not. "It''ll all be fun," said Mr. Peters, the head of PE. "The children like a bit of fun." Everyone looked at him as if he was a complete simpleton. But he was right. Most children did like a bit of fun, and if you counted as fun seeing bad men ripped apart by demons, hearing prophecies about your best friends'' deaths, almost dying because you have run out of magical energy, having to confront your worst fears, being expected to fight evil and traveling to other worlds from which you might never return, then yes, some of the children in this school knew all about fun. "Everyone loves the Winter Fair," said Dr. Cloudburst. This was true. During the Winter Fair, stalls sprung up all over the Old Town, selling hot chestnuts, fermented doughnuts and marmalade made from foraged fruits. Every well-known shop had its own stall. The Esoteric Emporium brought out some of its dustiest vintage wines and oldest jars of sauerkraut to sell by the warmth of its little ovens, in which fresh sourdough bread baked gently. Madame Valentin brought her exotic snakes, all of whom were planning to escape again this year. The puppet man displayed his very best marionettes--many of which were too frightening for children under ten to look at. Luckily there were also roasted marshmallows and lots of glittery decorations. The main thing was that the Winter Fair made people forget the cold and the dark as the northern hemisphere hurtled unstoppably toward the shortest day, and the various Midwinter celebrations that would keep people cheerful until the Turning of the Year, when mass depression would set in again, as it always did. It was almost as if our world--or, at least, this part of it, for it was Midsummer elsewhere--became a bit more like the Otherworld, just for a time. Not that most people believed in the Otherworld, of course. Alexa Bottle closed the door of Mrs. Bottle''s Bun Shop and began walking the hundred or so yards to the house where she lived with her mother and father. She was only slightly late, which was unusual. Normally she was very late. It wasn''t her fault--she just found her after-school job making magical remedies extremely absorbing and never quite remembered to look at the clock. At the moment she was also revising for various M-grade tests, and trying to remember the differences between all the old apothecaries'' systems of weights and measures. By Monday, Lexy had to know how many granums went in a scrupulum, and how many of those made a drachm. How many minims were in a fluid scruple? Twenty. At least she''d remembered that. Maybe Dr. Green would even be pleased with her for once. Lexy was still in her school uniform, but in less than ten minutes she was supposed to be wearing her best dress for dinner with the Bottles'' important houseguest. What was his name again? Jupiter something. He was a famous writer and philosopher in town to give a public lecture at the university as part of the Winter Fair. Lexy''s family had won a raffle, which meant they''d got to host their very own visiting personage, and they had been assigned Jupiter Whatshisname. Lexy''s mother, Hazel, was taking her responsibilities as host very seriously. For far too long, she''d said, she had simply been seen as the flower-power, hippy-dippy wife of the local yoga teacher. No matter how hard she tried, Hazel had never appeared quite like other, normal mothers. She had never hosted a successful dinner party (the last one had featured bean stew and group chanting). She wore the wrong things. She had crazy hair. She went barefoot in summer, and in winter sometimes wore homemade skis to go shopping. She smelled of patchouli and herbal tea. She had never ironed a sheet in her life. Until this week. This week, Hazel Bottle had declared, their houseguest was going to sleep on clean, ironed sheets, and in the morning his toast was going to be served in one of those little metal racks. Everything was going to be normal, just like it was in other people''s houses. And Lexy was not going to ruin it by being late, or by letting any of her remedies catch fire, or by making the whole house smell of burnt clove and scabious ointment, and she was going to tidy up her room and remove all her medicinal plants from windowsills around the house, and make sure the new kitten, Buttons, didn''t do anything too embarrassing. . . . Lexy''s mind returned to the three drachms of powdered water lily in the jar in her school bag. Culpepper''s Herbal, a book Lexy was studying for yet another one of her tests, said that the herb "cools and moistens," just like the moon itself. Lexy was going to use the water lily to make a new remedy for sports injuries and battle woun

Details

ISBN1481497901
Author Scarlett Thomas
Short Title GALLOGLASS
Pages 432
Publisher Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers
Language English
ISBN-10 1481497901
ISBN-13 9781481497909
Format Hardcover
DEWEY FIC
Series Worldquake
Year 2019
Publication Date 2019-05-21
Series Number 3
Audience Age 9-12
Imprint Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers
Audience Children / Juvenile

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