Funny Card for Birthday, Get Well, Recover Quickly.

Ideal for friends, family, doctor, consultant, nurse or for someone who does not listen to you.

Great for 30th, 40th, 50th or 60th birthday.

Image: Surgeon talking to patient in hospital before surgery.

Wording: "Can you describe the symptoms?"

"Homer is fat, lazy and yellow. Marge is a kind-hearted killjoy with big blue hair."

Image: Doctor / consultant in hospital hearing clinic.

Blank inside for your personal message

Handmade birthday card printed on premium card, complete with envelope.

Content: 1 x card, 1 x envelope

Size: 6 x 6 inches, 152 x 152 mm

Card: White hammer finish, 300 gsm

Envelope (included): 100 gsm