** One Life **

 

A really fabulous pair of trousers from this desirable British label which are pre-loved and in excellent condition. They're made from this brand's signature textured, lightweight cotton and come in a lovely deep navy blue. They're designed in a relaxed harem style with a dropped crutch and tapered leg style. They're super comfy, great for casual weekends and will be a cool and stylish addition to your seasonal wardrobe.

- Unlined

 

- Stretchy elastic waist

- Relaxed through the hips and thighs, tapering into the hems

 

- Dropped crutch styling

- Annoyingly, no pockets

 

- Measurements, info on combined postage and buy-it-now’s AND AN UPDATE ON RETURNS … keep scrolling ⬇️

 

Manufacturers Size 1

 

Length 37" (measured from the top of the waist, along the side seam, to the bottom of the hem)

 

Waist  26 - 40"

 

Hips  54"

Rise 24"

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LET’S TALK ABOUT RETURNS:

 

I do accept returns – because sometimes things don’t work out and I’m kind like that. But please don’t mistake my kindness for weakness or stupidity. I keep detailed photos of items I sell on file, including seams, zips, hems etc. Any claims of damage after delivery will be checked against my photos on file and fraudulent returns reported to eBay. I cannot stress this enough – there is no need to damage the clothing you’ve bought from me, or lie about the condition to avoid paying return postage costs. You will be reported to eBay for this.

 

And please, for the love of everything holy, MEASURE YOURSELVES AND READ THE MEASUREMENTS IN THE DESCRIPTION! Returns in 2023 for “didn’t fit” cost me, personally, over £700 in refunded postage costs. Some of you are blatantly using me as a trying-on service. I’m not a giant corporate entity; I’m just one exhausted, middle-aged menopausal woman running this show and that £700 made a dent.

 

Total Returns in 2024 (so far) – 35

Total Cost to Me Personally - £174.08

 

These have been exclusively for ‘doesn’t fit’ or ‘changed my mind’…and I’m going to keep this tally as the year goes on. Some of y’all have no idea what size you are, or you don’t bother to read the measurements I provide (or both) and it shows. I can’t do it anymore. Going forward, repeat offenders are going on my block list.

 

I understand sometimes there’s a genuine reason for a return - the sleeves don’t fit the way you like or your stomach looks a little too poochy in a dress – that’s fine; I’ve got your back! But the ones who just buy and buy and return ad nauseam…well, in the words of the late, great Peggy Mitchell – get outta my pub!

 

This is not hyperbole; the recent trend of out-of-control returns are threatening to put me out of business. PLEASE BUY RESPONSIBLY and think of not just me, but all the sellers on eBay who are putting up with these shenanigans.

 

MY PROMISE TO YOU - You will never be overcharged for postage! If it turns out you've overpaid, I will hastily refund you the difference when I return from the post office. Because again…I'm kind like that.

 

BUY-IT-NOWS - Not a fan. I get it…you’re super desperate to receive this thing in time for your holiday or that wedding/dinner/ batmitzvah//boozy night out with the girls, but I've got over 7k followers and a lot of them might have their eye on that gem, too. I don't ever want to disappoint anyone (you included) so I like to keep the playing field fair.

 

COMBINED SHIPPING – Who doesn't want to save money on postage? If you've got your beady eye on more than one item and they end on different days; hold off on paying and just drop me a message to let me know. Then, when you’re done shopping, give me a heads-up and I’ll send a combined invoice through for you. Easy peasy!

 

POSTING - I post Monday to Friday, and sometimes on Saturday if I'm feeling sassy, and always ship within 24 hrs of payment received (unless it's a Sunday or a not-so-sassy Saturday). All items posted are sent via Royal Mail Tracked - no exceptions, sorry! At check-out, you'll have the option of '24' or '48' delivery with the latter being the cheapest option, but taking a bit longer. It's up to you - but please don't pick the more expensive option then moan in feedback that postage is too high when you literally had a choice.

 

OTHER THINGS YOU MIGHT CARE ABOUT - I store everything I sell in a smoke, pet and moth-free environment in closed wardrobes. If the label allows, I will launder either by hand or machine and iron or steam before sending off to you. (if you have allergies to detergents or fibres; I’m probably not your seller) Items are neatly folded and wrapped in fully recyclable packaging (acid-free tissue and secure mailing bags) for posting. I don’t tape these up within an inch of their life, either, so if you carefully open them from one edge, you can then re-use them. Yay!

 

If you've read this far, congratulations! You are among a very small and rather elite group of responsible eBayers who take the time to respect the hard work sellers like me put into their listings. In my mind, this means you're awesome! Thank you – have a biscuit.