Polo Ralph Lauren Men's Blue Relaxed Straight Denim Jeans Pants Size 40W 32L.  I'm losing a little bit of my soul as I list this item.  These jeans have been with me for almost 10 years.  They are the softest, most comfortable jeans I've ever worn.  The seat is ample and sturdy, and the crotch has ample room for a man of larger minerals.  These jeans have carried me through a lot.  I would be keeping these jeans but I've lost 120 pounds and there is no amount of alteration that would keep me from looking like Krusty the Klown.  You will notice a small ink stain on the right leg.  Thats how you know its your jeans, because I promise you someone is going to try to steal them and you will need to be able to prove your ownership.  The jeans are in good repair for the mileage.  You'll notice some mild fraying at the cuff due to me "havin' a hard time holdin' these aligators down... Whoooh!"  As Luke received his father's lightsaber from Obi Wan before his incredible journey, I now present you with these jeans.  Wear them, and feel the soft denim pour onto you like the Tears of Christ.  May the spirit of a thousand braves be imparted to you with these hallowed dungarees.